Welcome to my narrative. I’m half French, born and raised in the South (what’s the French word for GRITS?) quickly approaching the OTHER side of my midlife crisis. I’m a fine wine that will only improve with age… as long as I’m stored on my side. I have been known to embellish the truth because I think we should all laugh until our sides hurt and our hiccups bleed…
I admire chocolate in all of it’s exquisite forms, haute fashion bought on the cheap, the occasional trip to a foreign land, and the Academy Awards.
I want to go to the Oscar ceremony before I die. I want it like Veruca Salt wanted the goose that laid golden eggs. And if I ever do go, I don’t want to attend as a nominee. I’d rather reprise the streaker stunt of 1974 wearing nothing but a tiara. Much better chance of making People Magazine’s 100 Most Intriguing People of the Year. Way to stay classy, girlfriend.
I cherish my family and friends – y’all NEVER roll your eyes when you remind me to keep my arms inside the ride at all times…I heart you all.
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